What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 05:07

So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
No go.
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
No way
Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.