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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 05:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

No go.

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What disturbed you today?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is it true that most women like alpha males?

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is sin so sweet?

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

No way

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?